Preparing the canvas, don’t sabotage it before you start.
1. The Pre-Party Boozer
“Liquid courage” thins your blood, making you bleed more, which pushes ink out and stresses your artist. You’ll heal slower, too.
Fix - Stay sober 24 hours before. Arrive hydrated, not marinated.
2. The Sunbed Sizzler
Turning up sunburnt is like presenting cracked leather as a canvas. Pigment won’t settle and your artist can’t work properly.
Fix - Skip the tanning. Pale, healthy skin is the best canvas.
3. The Gym Addict
Smashing out heavy workouts before your session leaves muscles inflamed and twitchy, making it harder to sit still.
Fix - Take it easy. Light training’s fine, but don’t max out the day before.
4. The Moisturiser Misfire
Slathering on oily cream pre-appointment just turns your skin into a slip’n’slide. Stencils won’t stick, lines won’t hold.
Fix - Prep with tattoo-safe hydration like PRIME, not kitchen butter.
5. The Hangry Human
Arriving on an empty stomach = low blood sugar = lightheaded, twitchy, and faint-prone. Not fun for anyone.
Fix - Eat a balanced meal before your session. Think protein + complex carbs.
During the session, don't mess with the maestro.
1. The Twitchy Scroller
Every fidget, swipe, or TikTok jiggle risks a wobbly line. Your artist isn’t drawing on a trampoline.
Fix - Stay still. Podcasts and audiobooks are your friend.
2. The Armchair Critic
Offering “tips” on shading while your artist works is dangerous — and insulting. Precision needs focus, not backseat artistry.
Fix - Trust your artist. You chose them for a reason.
3. The Snack Attack
Unwrapping food mid-session? Crumbs, sticky fingers, sudden jerks — all a hygiene nightmare.
Fix - Eat beforehand. Bring water in a sealed bottle for quick sips.
4. The Hero with No Breaks
Forcing through an 8-hour marathon without rests? Fatigue makes you twitch, and artists rush when clients hit their limit.
Fix - Schedule breaks. Even masters need intermissions.
5. The Flinch Factory
Sudden twitches, pulling away, or “helpfully” tensing muscles can ruin linework.
Fix - Breathe deep, stay calm, and communicate — but stay still.
The recovery is where most disasters happen.
1. The Pool Plunge
Fresh tattoo + swimming pool = chlorine, bacteria, and infection risk galore.
Fix - No swimming until fully healed. Showers only.
2. The Scratch Monster
That itch is legendary, but picking flakes is basically scratching out pigment.
Fix - Apply LOCK thinly to soothe. Hands off otherwise.
3. The Tight Jeans Tragedy
New tattoo under skinny jeans = friction, suffocation, and scab damage.
Fix - Wear loose, breathable fabrics. Let your ink breathe.
4. The Shower Power Washer
Blasting your tattoo under hot, high-pressure water feels cleansing, but it’s like jet-washing wet paint.
Fix - Use lukewarm water, low pressure, and pat dry.
5. The SPF Skipper
Once healed, many forget sunscreen, until their tattoo fades into a ghost of itself.
Fix - Make SHIELD your daily ritual. Sunscreen is tattoo insurance.
